2009 Life Handbook

Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 5. Make time to […]

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man […]

Pinoys Fined for Taking Life Jackets for Souvenirs

By Philip Tubeza Philippine Daily Inquirer HONG KONG-Think twice about taking ‘souvenirs’ from airplanes, especially on international flights. A judge here Wednesday fined two Filipinos HK$2,000 (P10,700) each for taking with them life jackets from their Cathay Pacific flight from Dubai . Tsuen Wan Principal Magistrate Andrew Ma imposed the fines on Edwin S. Antolin, […]

Dan Torres

Si Danilo “Dan” Torres, isang bicolano, nagpunta sa US para mag TNT. Pumasok sya ng convenience store para bumili ng yosi. Pagdating sa counter, sabi ng cashier, “MASTER? VISA?” Namutla si Dan! Sa isip-isip nya “Patay! Hinahanap ang visa ko!” Dali-daling lumabas ng tindahan, sumakay ng kotse at humarurot ng takbo. Paubos na gasolina nya […]

Ikaw Ang Pangarap

Mula ng makilala ka Buhay ko’y biglang nag-iba Kay saya ng bawat sandali Kailanma’y hindi ipagpapalit Ikaw ang aking hiling Sa habang buhay ay makapiling Ngunit mahal ikaw ay nasaan aking minimithi ay ikaw lamang Ikaw ang aking pangarap Ikaw ang sagot sa aking dasal Puso ko ay inaalay, ‘Pagkat minamahal kitang tunay Ikaw ang […]

Enjoy the coffee!

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups – porcelain, plastic, glass, […]

Purity

If you keep yourself pure, you will be a utensil God can use for his purpose. Your life will be clean, and you will be ready for the Master to use you for every good work. 2 Timothy 2:21 Keep me in your service today, Dear Lord. Keep me from being so caught up in […]

In Humility

May the Lord direct your hearts into the love of God and into the patience of Christ. 2 Thessalonians 3:5 Soothe my spirit today Lord, and give me a gentle spirit. Turn me from seeking solely after my own desires and wants, and direct me in the ways that demonstrate your love. Give me ample […]